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1. Once you
have received the Shagvent Calendar, enjoy a bit of home
grown old-fashioned loving. In short - have a shag.
2. Post-coital,
you may now open your first Shagvent window to receive your
prize. The catch is that this prize, or activity must be redeemed
before the next
shag commences.
Example
If you have
received the shagvent calendar as a couple, prizes may be
shared, toss for odds or evens. (Shagmaster suggests using
a coin)
3. Any prizes
you have won are at the expense of the couple not that of
Shagvent. Prizes include, dinner out, massage, shopping and
much much more, but watch out for the booby prizes.
4. Any problems
can be resolved by contacting the Shag Master @ www.shagvent.com
or email: Shagmaster@shagvent.com
The Shag
Master's decision is final.
5. Shagvent
accepts no responsibility for lack of participation,unwanted pregnancies, broken
appendages, death or injuries sustained during the Shagvent
month.
(If you
suffer from any respiratory or cardiac conditions please
consult your physician before commencing the Shagvent month!)
A Shagvent month is as long as you like. For those
of you who are part rabbit or on Viagra it may only last
a week, for others it may take a year!
Shagvent is intended to be fun so sit back, relax and enjoy
the ride…so to speak!!!
We welcome your feedback. If you liked our Calendar
please tell your friends to check out our website www.shagvent.com
to place an order.
If you didn’t like our Calendar don’t bother
telling anyone, they’ll think you're some sort of pervert
anyway.
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